fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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