Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Randomize
