About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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