Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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