Where did you get a picture of my penis
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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