I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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