There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
why is half of my head shaved?
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