I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
