I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My balls are so social today.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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