Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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