2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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