Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
