Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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