ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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