I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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