Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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