It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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