But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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