great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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