I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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