Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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