so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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