It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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