Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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