Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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