he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
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all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Floor bacon is actually really good
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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