So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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