Yo dont text me then not text me
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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