Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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