Buhtt sex?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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