I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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