Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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