can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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