You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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