girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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