Please, let me fuck your mom
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
