he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize