'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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