You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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