..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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