Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Enjoy the penises
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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