oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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