But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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