No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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