I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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