i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
