My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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