There is no way he is gay with that hair.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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