Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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