Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?