Im at strip club and am horny
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Randomize
