: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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