I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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