Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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