are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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